OT: Monday Joke

[baby_lemonade]

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched
her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your
control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she
kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by
his....

" With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up,
we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your
brother."


hehe couldn't resist, I just had to post this

[SJ_Skyline]

That's norty that is! [img]wink.gif[/img]


I went to the Doctors the other day and said "Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The Green Green Grass of Home'"

"Oh dear" he replied, "It sounds like you have Tom Jones Syndrome"

"Is that common?" I asked.

"It's not unusual" he replied....

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[Lenni]

SJ, if thats not a Tommy Cooper joke it should be. [img]wink.gif[/img]

[SJ_Skyline]

Damn!! Rumbled! [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Dean Marshall]

"Doctor, every time i sneeze i get a hard on.."
"Have you taken anything for it sir?" the doctor said rather calmly .. "Yeah .. Fucking Pepper !!!!" the man replied.

M-Sixx

[SJ_Skyline]

Another Tommy Cooper Classic:

So I rang up a local building firm, I said "I want a skip outside my house." He said "I'm not stopping you"


And a Les Dawson One:

The definition of mixed-feelings: Watching your new car roll over a 200 foot cliff with your mother-in-law trapped inside [img]biggrin.gif[/img]